Lars and the Real Girl…(or not so real)

The Oscars happened…blah, who cares…the only one I was really keeping an eye on was Bianca the Blow up doll from Lars and the real girl.  I have to say; she was the most convincing actress out of all of them but all those Oscar snobs refused to acknowledge her because she’s an inanimate object.  I find this highly offensive.

I was totally convinced that she was a blow up doll in the movie…even though there may have been a slight bit of type-casting involved. 

On a sidebar; I wish those Oscar weirdos would’ve focused the camera on her face too; every time she was snubbed…the same blank stare…you know, like all the other actresses…void of the fake smiles…Bianca isn’t a faker poser…she ain’t gonna smile if she loses; she is still going to look somber.  I respect that…no putting on airs for that gal.

I also have mad props for Bianca the blow up doll too because she doens’t need those ego-stroking Oscar people to validate her existence; she knows she is a valid, viable piece of plastic. 

Sidebar time again; The Oscars really are just a huge fancy circle jerk, by the way….all those people kissing each others asses and pretending like they like each other…stroking each others ego (and other parts..but that is saved for after the show)…People get all dressed up and kiss the ass of the designer by repeating their names numerous times…like us regular jo blows at home are gonna run out and buy a million dollar hairclip or a ten thousand dollar dress from Roberto Cavali…you bet…thanks for the fashion tips.

Then after that; people gather on a carpet and start with the circle jerk and then it culminates on the inside of the Kodak Theatre…It’s the most extravagent, elaborate circle jerk of the year…and I thought those dudes at the metro rail station were crazy…but it all boils down to the fact that everyone is essentailly the same..just some people give the same activites fancy names and wear expensive garmets and others call it like it is and wear…well…nothing.