The Worst Actress on TV is on a REALITY program…Oy Vey!

Television has defo hit a new low.  The worst actress I have seen in a long time…a long time being; about five minutes previous but I digress; is on a REALITY SHOW.  How freaking BAD do you have to be if you can’t even act on a freaking REALITY show….hello?

I say this often that I “accidently” watched something on TV…because I generally shun and can’t stand TV.  The only thing I can really jive with is the cartoon network…not because I have some creepy Peter Pan syndrome, mind you but because the writers are all on acid and you have to dig a little deeper and delve into their insane subconscious.  Everything is double entendres and you have to think a little bit. (not if you are a kid) or maybe I just over-analyze and give those crazy heroin addicted, glue-sniffers more credit than is due. 

However, subject at hand.  “Maybe Baby”…The Brady kid and some America’s Next Top Model reject.  Yes they have a show…apparently everyone does except the opera singing transexual on my block who really truly deserves one.

Anyways, these two idiots are bringing idiocy to a new level.  You have this fat short gross old man who used to be Peter Brady a century or so ago who married some hick from Indiana who was on America’s Next Top Model; a white trash redneck girl who burps and thinks it’s funny.  (also bringing down the bar on humor as well)

I guess they had other seasons of this show?  OY vey!! Even more offensive that people…humans have been subjected to these two morons for more than a single season.  Do they show this reality show in prisons as a form of cruel and unusual punishment?  I’m just asking; for some folks I know over at Gitmo.  (Naked prisoner pyramids are soooo 2005)

She is constantly fake crying over whether to have a kid or fake boobs…like this is a 13 episode long decision?  Are you freaking kidding me?  If it takes you that long to decide betwix some fat tissue in your chesticle or bringing a human being into this world; you have bigger problems and you should probably not waste your time being on a reality TV show…go to therapy…lots and lots and lots of therapy.  But in their defense; they must know that they shouldn’t be on TV or be bring children into this world…especially since they are contemplating it for 13 episodes.  If it takes you that long to decide; the answer is NO…please stop production on the show immediately.  A decision has been made. 

Listen Adrianne; get the damn boobs and strip…that is all you can really do anyways…the fake crying every episode over a hang nail or not getting a 2000 dollar purse is really not a detrimental life-threatening, sobbing event.  No tears are needed cuz some other bitch bought your Gucci purse before you did…or your Lexus ran out of gas or your chesticles are one millimeter in difference.  Really lady?  One chesticle is two millimeters off??  How awful…nevermind the cancer pateints out there…or the third world country kids dying of AIDS…no, it’s official; the world is ending because some washed up hoe has different size chesticles and can’t decide whether or not she should have a baby or bigger chesticles all under the guise that they are different sizes. 

More and more fake crying over the boob thing…boo hooo boo hoo….I feel like she is doing bad acting on purpose…the other thing about this show; is when they start to make out; it is extremely gross…this dude is suffering from athritis and rigormortis…please don’t whip him and make him do strange contortionist moves.  And NO procreating please!  I beg of you…

These two will be divorced before the year is up…(hopfully no offspring will have to be subjected to these two idiots…I will call child services the day it is born if so)…she will go on to star in Golden Shower porn and he will find some other 22 year old trashy girl from Iowa who does a whole lot of fake crying…pay for her to get boobs too and then she will leave him as well…Repeat cycle…Wash, Rinse, repeat…When will people realize the only Brady we really want to see anymore is Florence Henderson…she is the bomb diggity…(I bartended a shindig on her boat once when I was a youngster and she is the shit!!)  Mrs. Brady rocks…She is now a therapist…I wish she’d show up on that stupid Peter Brady reality show and tell them both they are morons and to stop polluting our airwaves…Maybe she could have Alice come over too with Sam the Butchers ginsu knives that he left he when he croaked and she could do some shanking…now that is a reality show I could get on board with!! 

Everyone loves a good clean shanking…shank on my wayward soldiers.