I’m not quite sure what is going to come out of this blog but I figure it is somewhat noteworthy, and definately scandelous . The president of F1 (not the key on your keyboard) but Formula One…(Formula One racing company; google it) was caught in a sadomasochism, nazi-themed sex romp in a sex dungeon with five delicious, succulent hookers.
Max Mosley or Mo mo (that’s the pet name the hookers had for him…I’m imagining)…is an upper-crust Brit (allegedly these folks are known for their kinkilisious and sometimes bad mannered behavior…and it’s often swept under the proverbial rug…think Prince Harry and his offensive Halloween Hitler costume)
However, this time there are a few more factors in the equation…His family was apparently FANS of Hitler…who the fuck is a FAN of Hitler? Seriously, this dude had fans? Does he have a myspace page with thousands of frends…facebook too? Did he sign autographs and sell his toenail clippings on ebay? FAns?? eGADS!
Mass Marketing automobile makers are calling for him to step down from his post and he won’t…in laymen’s terms; he says that his personal life isn’t related to his work. (I get that…but Hitler didn’t have the same philosophy unfortunately…) I’m not going to go into details like all the news sources and tabloids did in regards to sexual and humiliation type details because I feel that by describing the harrowing acts forces the folks that were affected by the holocaust; to relive the pain is almost as morbid as re-enacting it in the way MoMo did (I know this is a run-on sentence but I’m tired; it’s 3am damn it!!)…
But now that you have the general facts; I’m going to ask some questions and ponder a few things…(Questions keep me awake at night if I don’t pontificate about them)…
This was VIDEOTAPED…when will people learn to stop video-taping their sexual escapades? (unless you are a socialite looking to boost your career, then videotape away and make sure and give the RedLight District; the illustrious distributing company; a call when you are done)…Who the hell was videotaping Momo and his five hookers and said; “hey Momo, this is a great idea!! You are going to sell more copies of this shit than Parasite Hilton”…MoMo, you are a STAR…such a sexy porn star with your saggy 70-year old man junk…oh la la! And did he not once think to stop and say; “Hmmmmm, what would jesus do?” I’ll tell ya; he’d stop the damn video camera!!
Another valid questions is that he has been married to his wife for 48 years…is this because he’s been allowed the freedom to fornicate with numerous hookers and partake in dubious behavior…?? Was his wife the one videotaping? Where was she? And if she’s not privy to any of this; did he sneak these little rendevous for 48 damn years? And now that he’s amost 100 years old; he gets caught? Was that just sloppy dungeon sex protocol? Do you get sloppy with your sneaking around, videotaping and orgies at your old age? Did he have alzheimers? Forget the video camera was running, order too many hookers and forget he ordered them and just ended up with five? Oops!!!
If this cat was smart; he’d blame everything on being an old ass crazy fuck. I have alzheimers…I’m old and senile…leave me alone…(that is what I’m doing when I get old, everything is being blamed on the senile thing…my grandma had a lot of fun with being old by pretending she was deaf when she didn’t wanna talk to certain people…)
So German car makers are obviously PISST beyond recognition; after fighting stigma correlated to them for reasons which are fairly obvious. They are begging him to step down; he says no…The German car companies are telling Momo that they are losing money and going to lose even more…
Momo replies with; “Money doesn’t turn me on”….hilarious! Mo is a comedian too! Money OBVIOUSLY isn’t what turns him on…being whipped by five German hookers dressed as prisoners tied up in a dungeon giving him golden showers while whipping each other with nunchucks is.
On a sidenote; after the tyriad of sexual prowess; Momo had a spot of tea…instead of crumpets and tea…it’s now sadomasochism and tea as the norm…
