The Good Ol Days of selling your kidneys for cash are over…it’s a sad day in history.

It’s a sad day in the world when you realize your back-up plan has been soiled.  By this; I mean the good ol back-up plan of selling your kidney.  That has been my proverbial 401K plan for years.  Now poof; it’s gone.  With one Phillippine official who feels it’s “exploiting” people.  Boo, it’s not exploitation; it’s an opportunity damn it.  Why be greedy with the kidneys when we have two of the goddamn things?  I don’t mind forking one over for 5g’s.  I don’t feel exploited. 

The only way I would feel a little exploited is if they put my kidney on a naked body and threw it up on a porn website…then I think my kidney may suffer some humilitation and exploitation; other than that…my kidney is cool going to live in a new shell of a human.  It’s time to change it up…find a new host.

The Phillippines thinks they are doing the poor people a favor by NOT letting them sell body parts….they claim they are not cared for properly after selling their kidneys…(isn’t that a part of the job hazard when you are a part of the body part selling industry) and how about workmen’s comp?  Pretty sure you can’t explain that one to the workmen’s comp folks…I sold my kidney and yeah, mofo; that’s my damn job…body part manufacturer/harvester…What?  You don’t cover that?  How about disability?  Is that available?  Well damn, I just sold my freaking kidney, I’m pretty sure I need the other one…how about my spleen? 

How much can I get for my damn spleen?  Any takers? 

The other thing about the kidney selling business…you are suppose to get 5g’s but apparently the kidney vendors are getting ripped off and only getting $3600…well hello you whining complaining bitches; there is taxes taken out…yo, Uncle Sam (or whoever their uncle is in the Phillippines….maybe Eisho Tao)  needs to get his bling bitches. 

I guess in conclusion; I’m going to have to cancel my trip to the Phillippines because apparently no one is allowed to buy my kidney now but I’m going to keep my fingers crossed and hope that craigslist is still a go or even ebay…maybe if I tell people that the image of jesus, mary and Richard Simmons is on it…people will hop on that and snatch it right up..I would have to imagine that would be a good selling point in the kidney selling industry.