Happy Dirt Day

It’s Earth Day.  Hmmmm, does anyone care?  Not really.  Most people run around pretending to care about this big lump of dirt we reside on just cuz it’s hip nowadays.  But they still drive their environment killing cars and probably kill trees while at work and probably even litter just to be a bit rebellious.

The only celebratory activity I could witness today was Wilshire and Western being shut down for some people to celebrate earth which was a real oxymoron considering no one could get through in order to whoop it up over the damn earth.  The second observation is; on the various television stations decide to throw up some green graphics and say they love the earth.  blah blah…what does that do?  Or the google dudes with their earth logo?  How is that really saving the earth? 

If anything it’s using up more of the earth’s energy by changing those icons over and over and the same thing with those graphics on TV…you keep using those electronic machines to change the graphics and you are just expending the earth’s energy source more by changing it for the day. 

Also, did you know that walking is actually worse for the earth that driving your car?  I’m serious…there was a study…Here is the jist of the study that your tax dollars are paying for (so I figure it is part of my duty to inform you)…if you walk a few miles, you need x amount of food to have the energy level to walk it and therefore, you are hogging up all the oxygen when you are walking and whereupon; killing plants and all kinds of wildlife for hogging their precious resources.

Do you know what this means?  If we all really wanted to go GREEN?  (seriously in a decade the rest of the world will totally be hopping on this bandwagon and catching up with my prolific thought process)…Here it goes; if you are truly worried about the environment and earth and care for it and don’t want to harm it in any way…you will just have to kill yourself.  We can’t drive, eat, walk, litter, smoke, spray aresol, chop trees down…if I can’t spray hairspray around randomly and chop down trees every now and again; I have nothing to live for anyways.  Give the earth back it’s environment…I’ll go teeter around in space in my atom form trying to kill on a bigger level.  I’m a big picture kind of person.     

Polygamy is a rip off.

So lately there has been a lot of stories about Polygamy since this Texas dude got in trouble for his wives and kids he was having multiple relations with and the like.  I totally think those sick-o’s that are having relations with the young uns are definately repulsive human beings who deserve to be punished.  That is inexcusable.

Now these woman that are older (of legal consent)…WTF are they thinking?  I mean, let me start off with…if you are Hugh Hefner and can afford a plethra of chicks, I say “go for it”…He can afford to support them and give them a luxurious lifestyle and everything they want.  Fine, share the dude and his wealth; I get it.  I think of him as more of a kind hearted humanitarian that likes hot chicks.  Nothing wrong with that.

Besides, all his chicks came from nothing and live better than they could ever have hoped to in their little small towns across the globe so kudos for them.  LIve it up…good job.   

Now these jokers from Utah…WTF x2.  They are often times, old, fat, hairy, bald, ugly and they have a gaggle* of wives trolling around.  In the recent article I stumbled upon, it said that most of the woman have their own homes and work jobs and raise their kids alone and the dude trolls from house to house.  Like playing musical brothels…To me, this sounds pretty damn bunk.  I mean, if you have to share some raunchy old bastard with a bunch of other hoes; this guy should AT LEAST be hooking you up financially.  Am I right?

That seems like the biggest rip off to me…hey baby, wanna be my 23rd wife…you get to work three minimum wage jobs, remain knocked up most of your life and oh yeah, good luck with that mortgage payment…I’ll be checking in every three months to make sure you haven’t been forclosed on.  And if you are lucky, you get three minutes of unabashed pleasure from my over-used, STD-infested junk.  (do you think that is what the polygamist eharmony.com ad says?)

It’s quite the deal…

The only way I think Polygamy is a good solid idea is if the dude is of Hugh Hefner stature and can afford to hook the chicks up…That way when you are lonely and not getting attention from the old coot**, you have your oogles of money to keep you entertained.  Talk among yourselves.

* A large quantity of whatever noun it is in reference to.

**  someone who is very old and of coot-like nature, meaning old and wrinkled and with one foot in the grave.