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Why is Tila Tequila famous?

April 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I’m baffled.  She is a meth-head, beat up looking stripper/hooker/escort/crack-whore who mumbles when she speaks and looks about 60 years old.  She can’t sing…her music on myspace is about the worst crap ever.  My shower acapella memoirs are more enticing than anything she has had produced.

She has a god-awful show on Vh1 or MtV or whatever station it is.  Looking for love with a bunch of idiots equally as foolish and rough looking as her.  I’m sorely disappointed at what this world has come to.  It appears that the lowest common denominator is what people want to be entertained by, not only on television but all mediums.

Okay I’m done. .No sense wasting anymore time then necessary on this topic.

 

 

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All woman have eating disorders.

April 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

According to Self Magazine, almost 70 percent of women suffer from an eating disorder.  They have a list of behavior tendencies and according to their gospel;  If you’ve ever done any of the things on their extensive list; you should commit youself to the nearest eating disorder clinic immediately!

I wonder if they are in cahoots with the clinics; helping em make a few benjamins.  But seriously, a few things on the list…if you’ve ever smoked instead of ate…My defense to this; a single cigerette at the liquor store is a quarter versus a damn sandwich being around 6 bucks.  Maybe I was trying to save money.

Another one of their requirements (using the term loosely) is if you’ve ever eaten when you aren’t hungry (hasn’t everyone in the whole world done that?)  I mean, Grandmother slaves over a meal all day and you aren’t hungry but do you eat it…HELLS YES.  It’s the polite thing to do. 

Nothing to do with the wooden spoon I shove down my throat after every meal.  And really, is it an eating disorder or just a viable hobby to pass time.  And who cares if I take ex-lax all day long; maybe I like the taste.

 

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