This is a pretty damn exciting invention. It’s almost as titillating as when you get a felony dropped after a cop with a speech impediment reads you your miranda rights.
A golden shower video game! You get to use your urinary juices for something constructive and fun! It’s about time we did something lucretive with all that damn extra urine milling around. Here’s how this illustrious high brow entertainment activity works; there is a urinal with a television screen above it…you now get to shoot renegade UFO’s or you can ski down a hill controlling your path with your urine flow. Talk about coordination!
Ladies, don’t feel left out; there is a special cone you can use if you feel the distinct urge to shoot UFO’s with your piss.
I realize these two dudes are getting tons of props for their life changing invention but in all due respect; we need to credit the various pee pavillions throughtout the world. There are places everywhere whereupon; men, women, transexuals, lepers and midgets can gather round, pay 20 dollars (I’ve heard from various sexual deviants that’s the cost to enjoy the luxurious stylings of these places) to get in and then you let people pee in your mouth or vice versa…you can pee in theirs. I’d have to assume that you take turns…kind of like sharing. Sharing is caring…damn it!
I feel these two Belgian dudes probably took a little inspiration from the golden shower palaces to invent the highly regarded scientific video piss game. Maybe the urinal game is practice for the real thing (ala golden showers)…I feel those guys should give out some proper thanks to the piss pavillions all over the world for the inspiration!
By the way; my dog has been playing this same game for three years…he pisses in random homeless guys mouth and he is quite proficient at it! I’m trying to encourage him to stop doing it for free cuz people pay good money for that shit…!!!
One or two last things; these guys got damn GRANT MONEY to invent this game. I feel slightly to moderately miffed over that because I’ve been trying to get grant money from the government for FOUR years now to invent my sperm powered/urine powered car and I keep getting rejected and shot down. In my defense; at least I’m helping people, the humanitarian that I am…and I’m not letting perfectly good bodily fluids go to waste!
I wonder if the people who gave them the grant money to invent piss video games knows that cancer is still an on-going problem and the HIV still hasn’t been cured…and if I’m correct; there is starving people in third world countries…But I’m sure those orphans in Malawi would much rather play urine video games than eat anyways.
