Yes I do realize that it’s an oxymoron. Environmentally-friendly bombs. When you generally think of bombs, the word friendly is usually not present in the thought process. However, some scientists have decided it’d be a stellar idea to build some bombs that will kill a bunch of fuckers but save the earth.
So everyone is dead but at least the environment won’t be harmed. That is good to know. Cuz there is nothing more that I hate when you kill people and it pollutes the air and harms the ozone. I mean, what the fuck did the environment do? It certainly doesn’t deserve to suffer along with all those evil humans that must DIE.
They are calling this bomb the “green bomb”…it emits less toxins into the earth than your regular run-of-the-mill bomb. Let’s think of it as the Prius of bombs. So if you want people to not think less of you when on your bombing spree, remember to go GREEN and save the earth.
Green bombs will be available at your local pipe bomb store or Wal-Marts all over the midwest.
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Tagged: environmental friendlly bombs, green bombs
When your toilet at home is clogged, it really stinks (literally and figuratively)…now imagine being up in space with NO gravity. Do you know what happens to feces and human waste produces when the pull of gravity is void? Can you imagine?
Yes, your feces floats around…imagine sitting in a floating shitbox helpless and frozen with fear. That can’t be fun. Also imagine that you paid 156 BILLION dollars for this toilet? You would demand that it worked at all times…no exception. Damn it; I paid half the world’s money for this peice of shit, what the fuck…why is it NOT working?
Our taxpayers spent their hard earned money on this crapper…where is the goddamn plumber? What? There is no goddamn plumber on this freaking flight…oh shit…literally bitches! Two Russian guys and one American dude…there is nothing like floating crap that brings people together to fight a cause.
There needs to be an action movie where the ass-tronauts fight renengade feces. Could someone hop on that? Thank you in advance.
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Tagged: broken toilet, international space station
