Okay so stealing is a bit of a strench but check it; there is tons of people here in the wide world waiting patiently for a brand spankin’ new liver…waiting, pining and wishing and hoping for the day when their proverbial number comes up and they can get their long-awaited liver transplant.
Keep waiting buddy…we got some gang mafiosos from Japan that have more money than you that need livers so your new liver will have to take the back burner for a while until all the rich crime bosses in the world get new livers. Tell that cirrhosis to hold it’s horses and simmer the fuck down…
Between 2000 and 2004, over one-hundred plus people died each year waiting around for a liver…becasue crime boss’ from Japan wanted livers so they could continue in their lofty careers. I guess the doctor felt; hey the mafiocos will pay me, but these other poor saps are laid up in hospital beds…they have hospice or Kaiser…screw them for not becoming a crime boss…they took the wrong path in life and now they will suffer…(then he laughs his evil mad doctor laugh and holds a scalpel up in the air while throwing his head back in manical laughter).
Apparently Goto, who leads one of the largest Japanese gangs called Goto-gumi (sounds real scary…sounds like a rubbery candy). sold out some of his gang pals here in the US as part of the scam to get a new liver…then it turned out all the info he gave the US government to get this coveted liver was fake and he went trolling back to Japan laughing all the way to the organ donors office.
UCLA won’t comment on this but I will…they did say they based liver donations on the ability to pay and the healthy lifestyle led by donor. Healthy lifestyle? You are telling me that a mafioso Japanese crime boss has a HEALTHY lifestyle…what are the qualifications for healthy? Carrying an uzi…is that equivalent to lifting weights? Running from rival crime boss’…great cardio…hmmmmm…paying for the liver with drug money; hmmm I guess money is money whether it’s blood money or counterfeit money.
Never mind that poor dollar store owner from Blythe who has been lying here for 20 years waiting for his liver while his family lives on the WIC. Yup, fuck the working class and their bunk livers…if they really wanted a liver, they would get off their lazy asses and start a crime ring or get their daughters to hook for a new liver. Yup…they just didn’t want it bad enough.
