Has our restaurant dining experience become so monotnous and boring that we are now enthralled by eating at a place whereupon; you eat out of toilet bowls? Generally when I eat; I’m hungry..that’s it.
I’m never real concerned about what I’m eating out of as long as it’s relatively clean however in Thailand…people feel the distinct urge to eat out of a toilet bowl and not only that; they want the food to look like feces and other excretory matter ala their chocolate sundae.
Disgusting…maybe that is why they are skinny over there…they invent ways to make food more repulsive so they don’t want to eat it…Just a theory…
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how the hell do you do that? I’d like to rip a page from her book for future (very close proximity to the future) reference.
The reason she got caught was because he noticed food missing. (Note to self; buy your own damn food when squatting in random people’s houses)…the guy was getting concerned about his “alleged” eating habits so he installed cameras that alerted his cell phone when food was taken from the refridgerator.
That is how they caught the chick…she said she had been living in his closet for a YEAR and would shower when he left for work. How uncomfortable was she when he’d call in sick to work? You know when you have roomates and they decide to stay home all day, you are like; “Damn, no naked time…no dancing in the living room, no reading diaries…” Go to work, you lazy fool.
Now put yourself in this woman’s shoes…he isn’t going to work…damn, now I gotta sit in this closet all freaking day…man, what a bummer.
Also, you can’t tell me this man NEVER looked in his closet for a year…where did he put his clothes? If you are me; they are strewn about randomly but I do however peep out the closets every so often to take inventory and see if there are monsters hiding out. And I have FOUR walk-in closets.
Unfortunately if someone wanted to hide out in my closet; they would indeed starve to death…it is few and far between having food in my apartment. Good luck homeless vegabond in my closets. There is a closet directly outside of my apartment in the hallway, that I’ve pondered the thought of someone living in their cuz my dog growls at it a lot.
But I don’t think anyone lives there cuz it’s used for storing dead bodies by the crazy man on my floor and I think it’d get a little cramped however; at least they wouldn’t starve to death.
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