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When your dog dies, turn to crack cocaine…

June 4, 2008 · 1 Comment

Tantum O’neil was caught buying crack and coke from her local friendly neighborhood crack dealer.  She first claims she was researching a movie role.  Why is it whenever these celebrities get in trouble; everything is “research” for a movie role? 

By the way; the Winona Ryder shoplifting and having illegal prescription drugs?   I’m still waiting for that movie to come out…That was her initial claim; I’m researching a role for a movie about Kleptomaniacs…really?  Has the movie been written yet? 

Now after realizing that lots of people do drug movies but don’t actually go out and smoke crack for the role…(you can’t have a nice white smile by smoking crack tantum)…she is changing her story to “my Scottish terrier died”.  Lots of people have dogs that die; it happens.

They don’t turn to crack.  I’ve had dogs die but I never once thought; “hey, I”m gonna run over to the park (there is a crack park by where I live) and become a crack addict now”   My dead dog would want it that way.  We made a pact.  First one to die; the other must become a crack addict…

Why doesn’t she just say; the market was out of red bull and the guy was right there selling crack, I needed a quick pick me up; whats wrong with that?  I know it’s illegal but so is jay-walking, lighten up America…

   

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