A new study was done regarding bottled water…apparently drinking bottled water is worse for your face than smoking THREE packs of cigarettes a day. The scientists (why are we spending money on these pointless studies…do the scientists working on the wrinkle water induced study know that cancer is still a problem?) say the facial movement of drinking from a bottle of water is aging your lovely wrinkle free face…you are aging rapidly because of bottled water…
The mere act of drinking water and the facial muscles used to do just that; is causing you some nasty wrinkles.
Nevermind the drug abuse, alcohol and smoking..that stuff is put on the back burner…it’s the damn water! Stop; drinking water…you are aging yourself rapidly. So next time I see a meth head who is age 25 and looks 40, Im going to stop assuming they abuse crystal meth but instead start to assume that they drink a lot of water…copious amounts of water from water bottles…egads.
So don’t worry about the smoking…unless you are up to three packs a day (which takes someone pretty damn special to do)…and keep smoking away..you won’t look nearly as old and wrinkled as those disgusting water drinking abusers.
Now I know the secret to looking young…stop drinking water and smoke under three packs a day…that must be how I’ve mantained my youthful appearance after all these years.
