Nude bicycle a thon in Tucson happened over the weekend ..Authorities were threatening that they would arrest people and charge them with Misdeameanors.
The organizers say this nude bicycle fest is to protest the rising oil/gasoline costs. Then in the meeting; I think they were like; “what about the nude part?” How the hell should we work in the nudity? hmmmmmm…eureka; I got it; let’s just say we are celebrating the human body.
That way we can get naked people trolling around town and getting visibility for our “cause” and by golly; we get to see some nekkid people…woo hoo! (Sidebar; the people who get naked for these bike-athons and nude beaches are the jokers you NEVER EVER want to see naked…and the people you do want to see naked are sitting at home laughing at them)
If you are partaking in the nude bicycle a thon and so happen to get arrested, I think jail is the last place you want to be naked. Aren’t you just asking for a little gang rape showing up to the joint naked? Or are you a clever multi-tasker just cutting out the middle man; making it a little easier for the cavity search guy?
Discuss…
