Pocky is as addictive as crack-cocaine…

If you know what I’m talking about; SUPER!  If not; let me enlighten you…I am in love with the Japanese market…absolutely in LOVE with it!  I love the healthy shit, seaweed is fucking STELLAR!!

BUT pocky is da bomb diggity!!!  I’ve been buying Pocky by the crates for a long time and now I’m starting to get others addicted.  I’m just like a crack dealer but instead with pocky.  Let me explain what pocky is in case you are just too damn lazy to google search the stuff.

It is this little thin biscuit stick with strawberry cream, chocolate, dark chocolate, GINSENG (I am a huge Ginseng freak).  ANyways, they are highly addictive and a million or maybe 20 of them come in a delicious little pack.

People do not understand the glory of pocky until they try and then bam; you are hooked to!  I asked my friend today who was at the Korean market to pick me up a grip of Pocky (and then put it in a paper bag outside my apartment…I’ll drop the money in the mail drop box…boo)…

So he buys me the pocky and then buys some for himself and he is flabbergasted at the addiction process and how you become hooked after one and then pretty soon; you’ve eaten boxes of them (which you can do cuz there isn’t very many calories in it…hello, that’s why the japanese aren’t fat fucks like us)…

He informs me that I’m like a crack dealer getting people hooked on that shit…I agree but decide I’m not ready for a 12-step program now for my pocky addiction.  I’m already working on a few other 12-step programs, no need to add more addictions into the mix with the already present ones.

pretty soon; I’ll probably be mainlining this shit Pocky…chopping it up and shooting it up into my veins…melting it on a spoon and smoking it…shooting it in betwix my toes and then lastly; before my untimely demise; into my juggular. 

My tombstone (or rather colostomy bag urn) will read; “Death by Pocky”…and hopfully others will take heed and not let their addictions take a nasty strong-hold on them.