aren’t they being a little ambitious with this gift? There is about 100 scientists studying crap up there…how many do you think are chicks? Like 2? I’m no mathematician but with all those condoms; they can have safe sex once a day for a year…aren’t you putting some high demands on those two ladies? Don’t they have a job to do?
Perhaps some of the scientists will engage the service of a few scantily clad polar bears? I’m just throwing stuff out there. Or perhaps…the government is taunting the scientists with the condoms. Playing a funny little joke on them? One can only speculate.
I am slightly to moderately miffed over the fact that my tax paying* is going towards buying condoms for scientists…I’d rather buy a nice meal for a homeless guy or feed a child or send them to school. I know it’s selfish to help the homeless when there are sex-deprived scientists in the arctic but I guess I’m just a bastard that way.
The homeless can still get a 5 dollar handy or in a pinch flash someone and get locked up in jail and get some good lovin’ there in the can…so they have nothing to whine about I suppose.
On a sidebar; if you are looking to get lucky with the ladies…tell them you are a scientist…chicks go crazy for that kind of banter. If you want to seem believable, make sure and memorize a few pages out of whatever field of science you will be affiliated with cuz they will want to know that you know stuff….or be really good at making stuff up about atoms and molecules and archimedes principle, refraction, relative atomic mass…and the like…maybe throw in e=mc2 for good measure…
You are welcome for the tip. I am here to help.
* Tax money I haven’t paid yet and still owe to the IRS…I’m holding out for a better cause then condoms to lonely scientists…maybe once they send chocolate milk to kids in third world countries; then I’ll pay up…we should all withhold our taxes until the government comes up with a good way to use our money…is anyone on board with this?
