So as of late; people keep telling me; “there is a light at the end of the tunnel”…Which tunnel are they talking about I ponder? Is there some secret tunnel with a light at the end that I am not aware of? And if so; why are all these fuckers hording the above-said tunnel to themselves. That sure seems a little greedy to me.
If I knew about some secret lighted tunnel; I would be sure and inform others and perhaps even go above and beyond the call of duty and point it out to them. Not just very blaise like mention of the tunnel and then neander off into the sunset to my lighted fucking tunnel alone and with the others who know about the proverbial lighted mother fucking tunnel.
Let this be a lesson to those who spew forth propaganda regarding a lighted tunnel or a tunnel with a light at the end of it. Don’t bother informing others about it; if you can’t tell us where the fuck it is…it’s just taunting and teasing. I don’t think there is a tunnel in fact. I think this is propaganda invented by those that live outside the tunnel to tease those of us who are confused about all this tunnel talk.
Also, if there is someone out there who could just tell me where the light is without the freaking tunnel; that would be cool cuz I have this hobby called pyrotechnics.
Thank you in advance for your helpful tidbits of prolific wisdom
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I know it was only a matter of time before someone would come up with this idea…I mean, we have people out there called Urinologists that convince people to drink their own urine cuz its healthy and keeps you young looking…(young looking are the key words)…
Now, bird poop keeps you young and beautiful. Stop wasting your money on proactiv and soap…just go find some bird poop, it’s everywhere waiting to make you look young and enticing.
The new craze in NYC is the bird poop facial…it’s stolen from the Geisha chicks in Japan…that is what they swear by to keep their skin glowing. (white is already glowing without skin…could it be the color of the bird poop that glows and not your skin…I mean, I’m no scientist but I am a studier of the logic).
So women in NYC are flocking to salons in drones…by the tens to get bird poop facials so they can look gorgeous. Another enriching ingredient of bird poop is that it exfoliates dead skin…you know what else exfoliates and gets rid of dead skin? Rocks, sandpaper and razor blades…it’s a cheaper alternative.
So instead of paying some idiotas in NYC for a thousand dollar facial consisting of bird feces…why not try and harvest your own or just use some sandpaper…Don’t let perfectly good bird poop that is festering on your car go to waste…recycle and exfoliate!
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