NO one wants to see fat old ass models…

That modeling show with old ass chicks trying to models…oy vey!  What a joke…they are living in a fantasy world if they think after age 24; you can get any modeling jobs that don’t involve porn and prostitution…puhleez!

First of all; the only reason I watched the show for two seconds was cuz my friend is “dating” (so he says…) one of the old ass chicks…(the blonde one that looks like every average blonde chick on the planet…)…

KIm Alexis looks like she is 100 now and she looks like a big fat ass…it made me sad cuz I used to think she was kinda pretty…now she looks like a bloated country singer who spent too much time in the sun…but back to the contests who want to be models…   

The chicks on that show are extremely ugly…I know tons of broads over 30 that are freaking HOT and look stellar and all they could find was cracked-out, beat up, lumpy ass chicks?  HUH?  Hello, this is LA…those chicks on this old person modeling show must be about the ugliest people in LA…Where are the casting people going for their show contestants?  The high desert?  Phoenix?  Vegas?  They all look like cracked out desert people…or from Sylmar which is also scary people land.

I really don’t think any of them are from LA…I’ve never even seen people as ugly as those alleged “models” in the LA…maybe they ship em over from somewhere.  I digress… 

The chicks on this show need some serious plastic surgery (I’m not an advocate of plastic surgery; I think we should be happy how we are…) Except if you think you are going to be a MODEL, and you are OLD…get fucking plastic surgery…tons of it.   I want my models with smooth beautiful glowing skin, chesticles that stand upright instead of hanging out from underneath your shirt…I want NO crows feet and get rid of those stretch marks already…If you are going to be a model and you are OLD…invest in your career and make yourself look respectable…have some pride…jesus christo…  

Fix your damn faces you old whores and stop eating…all ya all are way to fat to be models…

I”m serious; the chicks on this show look a lot more beat up then your average 35 year olds….they all look about 70 or more…Except the one from Iran (I think)…she is really damn hot and I think they should just give her the crown of “American’s top old ass model” right now and then send her on her merry way with her 10 g’s and her K-mart modeling contract…Happy trails….

Save money on production costs and spend it on hookers and blow instead…I think a show titled “Who wants to be a hooker and do blow off a pimp’s hairy ass every night for 50 dollars?” would be a pretty solid reality show idea… 

 

   

People just discovered steak sauce TODAY….

I say this because I just saw THREE…steak sauce burger commercials from THREE separate fast food joints on the tele IN A ROW.  First of all; the thought that people actually eat flesh of a living being is really disgusting and then to think that humans actually eat at those gaawd-awful fast food joints is unfathomable. (deep fried rat mcnuggets is not my idea of fast food or a meal for that matter…). 

Fast food = Red bull…you just open the can and it’s ready hence; FAST!  Meal = something that is satisfying yet not clogging your arteries or making you into a fat fuck…(Ex. of a meal..kimchi, sushi, etc…) 

But anyways, I guess people do consume that garbage and hence forth; they must love their steak sauce burgers…with three of those commercials in a row; I started to think that people just discovered steak sauce today the way they were putting up such a fuss over the damn a1 sauce burger.

I was thinking; didn’t they know steak sauce has been around for decades?  And people have been slapping the shit on their dead animal meat for a long time…

Just so you know…Burger king, A and W and Carl’s Jr…There is a peanut butter and banana sandwich you should put on the menu and advertise the hell out of it…it’s new; I just invented it today and it’s going to be all the rage soon…Bread was invented yesterday…so snap snap…I expect to see eight commercials about my food invention shortly…   

Barack and Michele throwing up gang signs…

This is pretty goddamn funny…some of the right wing wacko republicans are accusing Michele Obama and Barack of sending secret gang signs to each other.  And doing secret “we will rule the world and enslave white people” handshakes…

The Hilary people are spewing forth some of the same nonesense on all their silly little forums.  About Barack being a terrorist and giving secret signals…being affiliated with radicals and stealing speeches.  First of all; the speech stealing is just complete fabrication…and propaganda invented to create mass chaos in the minds of idiots who can’t think for themselves….same with the pastor business.

Now the secret handshake; I actually know that secret handshake everyone is up in arms about..don’t worry it’s not a terrorist thing…it’s a rolling crips thing…don’t worry; he’s just a CPT rolling crip…he only wants to rap and kill gangster rappers who don’t fulfill their record contracts.  It’s okay America; simmer the fuck down…