A 52 year old PARKING METER attendant is suing Victoria’s Secret over a deadly thong injury. (is the secret that it’s also a weapon?)…I digress…there was some weird jewel thing on the thong and it fell off and hit this lady in the eye. (Note to self; wear goggles or protective eyewear when trying on thongs)…
Why is there a jewel on the thong and secondly of all; who wants some lumpy uncomfortable jewel on their damn undergarments?
This woman claims she missed TWO WEEKS of work handing out parking tickets….that explains why I haven’t gotten one in a while…(oh and the fact that my car is now in car purgatory…) She is claiming that she experienced a DEADLY cornea scratch. A cornea scratch is very minor; not to rain on anyone’s lawsuit. Professional eye doctors will tell you that you will recover fully within a day or two typically. But not ol Macrida Patterson, our friend the parking ticket nazi, it took her two weeks and now she says her life is RUINED. Ruined I tell you…absolutely destroyed…If I can’t give out parking tickets; I have nothing to live for damn it…
Another viable question…why was a 52 year old woman trying on thongs…please try to expel that visual from my already tainted and scarred cranium.
Lesson to be learned…don’t try on thongs with weird objects on them or do; and hope you get some deadly scrath that disuades you from working your dead end job…
Last point here; this lady is a PARKING Meter ticket giver…the eye scrath and attack of the thong? It’s karma…the thong knew she was a bad evil person…hampering normal people’s existence with her damn parking tickets and 100 dollar fines. The jewel on the thong did it for upset parking ticket receipiants all over the world. Thank you bejeweled thong…
