You missed the glorious event that is; the Testicle Festival!

Protecting the innocent...or criminally insane...

I’m sorry to bestow my sincerest sympathies to you and yours in these harrowing times.  What I’m referring to is; missing the illustrious Testy Festy (shortened from Testicle  Festival for the hipsters)…

 

 

 

 

The rumor is that oodles of fun was had by all.  Oodes is code for naked and a little scary.  My secret undercover source got me some pics of the blessed event to people who are less fortunate, so they can live vicariously through them the event which is indeed; the Testicle Festival.

This is one of the sexy human specimens you missed...

 

 

 

 

I apologize to all who were subjected to this...

 

YOU ARE EXTREMELY WELCOME FOR THIS PHOTOGRAPHIC MASTERPEICE FROM THE TESTICLE FESTIVAL…ALL PHOTO CREDITS TO ASHLIE BURRIS.

Protecting the self-esteem of the unendowed....

The whole premise of the testical festival is to eat testicles; fried, broiled, grilled, marinated or whatever…from different animals as a culinary treat for the palatte.

As you can see the eating of testicles has a much broader meaning than anticipated. 

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