apparently in SLC (Salt Lake City)…there is Crips that are jesus freaks! They go to church and worship their Lord and then on the way home…blow up houses and cap asses. Capping asses for Jesus! It’s a new movement that has taken to the mean streets of SLC.
A documentary about Crip OG Mr. C and Sugar Bear, two former LLC (lay low crips) who left Cali-Porn-ia cuz of it’s three strikes felony law and uprooted to SLC hence the laying low verbage in the title.
Upon arriving in the pond of salt (is that the same town that turned to salt when that Sarah bitch looked back after being warned by some cat named Lot; not to? just curious to see if I know my biblical theology)…I digress…
The Crips chapter in Utah does their crip thang…the walk, the robberies, the drug dealing and mack ten selling, slob killin’ (no disrespect to my B’s out there…Y’all know I heart ya), I love all of you equally…all my street thugs in da hizzouse)…And then they go to CHURCH and worship jesus. They are jesus freaks; they go on youth retreats and church missions and then when they come back to run the mean streets; the kill mutha fuckers who deserve it.
In fact, the fuzz up in SLC claim that if a banger gets arrested on a Saturday night, they freak out cuz they don’t wanna miss church on Sunday. They gotta spring da joint by morning to go to .communion and shit and show jesus some mad street love biatch.
The church they are affiliated with is “The Church of Jesus Christ of Ladder Day Saints” . ON a sidebar; that is WAY too long of a name for a religion and/or church..halfway through you kind of give up on the name and pretty much only retain Ladder day Saints which in my case; I picture a Saint Louisite climbing a ladder and forget all religious connotations attached to above mentioned belief system. Then I usually picture them falling and yelling jesus fucking christ….hence, bringing it around full circle and covering the religious proliferations it was originally meant to insight.
Even the head brainwashing captain of the church acknowledges the crips affiliation and devote loyalty to the church and he embraces it. He is a little iffy on the shooting and burning down of buildings and occassionally he frowns on the robbery (especially if they don’t tithe)…but he said that he resonates with it and welcomes those mutha fuckas with open arms and legs (or is that just the catholic priests…I get all these folks mixed up)
In conclusion; I do think that jesus died for the right to crip walk through the tuplips with reckless abandon without fear of the POOOO-lice beating your ass down with a bible and sheppherd staff.
I died on the cross so you can cap asses...You
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