Okay, so I want a bail out but I’m only asking for about 5 grand to pay off my student loans. Well, now Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild douche bag) and Larry Flynt (Hustler guy) are asking the government for a bail out of 5 BILLION dollars. Oy freaking Vey.
Flynt says America’s sex life has gone limp…(like he does without viagra) and he says it’s more important that Americans have porn than have cars. (eluding to the auto industry bail out)…First of all; you can get free internet porn on-line ANYWHERE. Why should we give these two losers our money for their unimaginative porn? I’d rather give my money directly to the actors (excuse me, thespians) than a couple of money grubbing douche bags who don’t need any more money and made most of it off impressionable lonely old men.
What about the people doing golden shower porn, scat and beastilaty porn? Don’t they deserve a bail out? Or at least a good shower? (pun intended)…
These two are going to DC to personaly ask for their bail out…I have an idea for Washington…tell then that if they team up for a nice barebacking scat cinematic masterpeice; they will consider it. If not, they are going to have to let good ol America use their damn imaginations when it comes to sex..or you could just paruse the ski slopes and hope some dudes pants fall off again and hope that satisfies your imminent porn fix.
Or if you are in Los Angeles, there are plenty of parks around where flashers congregate and they will be more than happy to help you with your quest for free porn. You’re welcome for the kindly tip.
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Mythos // January 8, 2009 at 6:58 am |
Love the article! Too funny. I can’t believe the porn industry is requesting a bail out…that’s ridiculous. This country is becoming too insane for my taste; I knew I should have moved to Ireland. Anyway, great page and I will be visiting again soon.
~ Mythos
p.s. – “barebacking scat cinematic masterpeice??”
For crying out loud, I hope Americans choose to use thier imaginations instead.
oy vey indeed!
~ Mythos
Truman // January 20, 2009 at 5:28 am |
I can tell you’re very worked up by all this. So, please take a deep breath before reacting too harshly to what I’m about to tell you …. I think the pornsters might have been pulling your leg. Yep, perhaps some sarcastic B.S. was involved in their plea’s for tax cash. Just a wild shot in the dark.
T-