If you lived in Tucson, AZ…you got a real treat during the Superbowl on Sunday. They cut from the game to a thirty second clip of porn with some really ugly ass mofos. I can just imagine all those rabid sports fans being interrupted by a dude with a little pee-pee slinging it around. Yuck!
Or maybe people thought it was one of those “racy” Superbowl Ads…advertising Cialis or celibacy? After seeing that gross washed up porn star flay his wart infested man-junk around; I’m on board with the celibacy or lesbianism.
This apparently was a clip from Jenna Jameson’s website and Comcast is apologizing profusely. I’m going to go with a conspiracy theory on here…I think that in the helm of the recession, JJ paid off some guy at Comcast (probably the switcher who was pissed about working on Superbowl Sunday)…she offers him more than the ten dollars an hour he’s making to “accidently” slip some swanky porn in there and bada bing; I’ll give you a couple hundred.
You know the guy is like; “fuck ya…I’m quitting this shitty job anyways cuz these assholes made me work on Sunday, the day of the Lord…So I’m gonna go out BIG…(pun NOT intended cuz there was nothing big in that video except the used douche bag on the couch)…
So Joe the switcher who worked in Master Control (I’m just guessing his name is Joe cuz lately all middle class workers have been named Joe)…had it with his dead end job and now he’ll go on to being a news corespondant for Girls Gone Wild and maybe he’ll write a book about life in a master control room all by your creepy ass self. He will sell three copies; all to family members and then wikipedia will have him on their site about the “guy named Joe who flipped to porn during the superbowl in Tuscon”…he’ll get fame and notority and then later fall to his demise when a despiccable scandale falls upon him and people find out his name really isn’t Joe…it’s Frank.
