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SNUGGIE PUB CRAWL…THE DOUCHPOCALYPSE IS NEAR….

March 9, 2009 · 1 Comment

What a genius invention; a blanket with armholes

What a genius invention; a blanket with armholes

Another surefire sign the world is coming closer to it’s imminent demise; the Snuggie Pub Crawl.  Yes, you heard me right…there are enough idiots out there who bought this felt blanket with cut out armholes to vindicate a pub crawl. 

 

Everyone’s laughed at the commercial and secretly pontificated buying the damn thing for the five dollar book light.  But it has reached monumental levels of stupidity at this point.  People are actually buying these damn things…can’t you just take a blanket from home and cut some damn arm holes in it?  Bada bing…you’ve saved 20 bucks.  Don’t you want that in these tough economic times. 

 

And I have news for all you who “claim” to have only bought it for the freaking book light…go to Rite Aid and buy the damn light for five dollars.  See, now you can read in complete darkness.  Sweet. 

 

What you say: I’M COLD?   Put on a fucking sweater and STFU!

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