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Entries from June 2009

Laker Victory = Lots of Random Gunfire

June 16, 2009 · 2 Comments

Kobe sending secret signals...shoot people if we win...thanks!

Kobe sending secret signals...shoot people if we win...thanks!

Why is it in Los Angeles, whenever someone wins something; everyone decides to shoot off their illegal firearms?  Yesterday was no exception to the rule; Lakers win and people say; “Hey, grab the AK47, let’s shoot some mother fuckers”…or hey, let’s go beat some asses and set some cars on fire!

Jubilee really brings out the worst in Los Angelinos.  I think there is some sort of emotion mix-up in the brain.  Last weekend; El Salvadore won the socceer championship and like clockwork; people start doing random drive by shootings.  I don’t understand, we won; let’s kill someone to prove how happy we are.  Also, “we” didn’t win, the team did…you watched. Maybe they feel like they are participating in the victory if they do something like shooting people or vandalizing cars.

Hence, last night after the Lakers win…more gunfire and even more at 4am in the morning…right below my window.  These people aren’t even doing drive bys; it’s a walk by shootings.  How ballsy do you have to be to do a walk by shooting?  (three times)…My car got jacked by I want to show people how happy I am with the Laker win so damn it; I’ll walk and shoot my glock. 

I had a really good day…I have to go shoot off my k9mm to prove to the world that I’m gleeful.

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Octomom, The Musical

June 14, 2009 · 1 Comment

Brace yourselves for Octomom The Musical.  Yes first the reality show and now the musical.  Next there will be action figures; eight of them…no wait, nine counting the breeder who concocted the anomaly!

I’m not sure quite what to expect of this theatrical masterpiece; but I’m so going.  I’m secretly hoping there is dancing test tubes and frollicking petri dishes. 

I also heard rumors that its a follow-up to Spermalot. 

They do advertise “flying babies” on the flyer which could be fun.  The show opens July 18 and  you can buy tix at octotix.com.

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