So fortunately I’m moving out of my building just in the nick of time. There appears to be a slew of freaks swarming into the joint. As much as I love the freaks, I’ll have to seek out my freakdomness in a new part of town.
There is guy who just moved in (who I’m sorry I won’t get to be more acquainted with) named Quitman. He tells the story about how his mama didn’t want any more kids and used to say to his Daddy; “Quit man”…so when she got knocked up; they named the kid “Quitman”…hence, the eccentric fellow who lives in my building.
Quitman is a tall skinny black man with gold teeth. He’s quite jovial and very happy, about age 50-ish. Very chatty Cathy and almost luminious. He does fancy the illicit substances and toothless hookers but that is all part of being plagued with the name Quitman.
A couple of Quitmanisms I’ve learned; once you let a hooker know where you live…it’s really really hard to get rid of them. I saw Ol Quitman trying to get rid of her and it was hard; note to self…never bring a toothless 60 year old hooker with a receding hairline and a nasty meth addiction home to your living abode! Once they’ve had a taste of the good life in a studio apartment and running water, they ain’t leaving…hell to the no Quitman. Didn’t yo momma teach you nothing?
Now poor Quitman is not exactly a ladies man so it’s not like he’s got his pick of the crop but sometimes there is a pay-off when it comes to certain favors (like letting hookers come into your home)…What the hell do you think hourly hotels are for Quitman? WTF?
My last question plaguing me in regards to Quitman is; was he ever wrongfully accused of rape? Perhaps in his younger days when toothless hookers weren’t his only option? He’s getting it on with a lady and he’s not sure if she is asking him to stop or if she is so enamored with him that she’s shouting his name out…he goes with the later and then all of the sudden he’s a registered sex offender.
The last thing I shall leave you with; does he perhaps have an older brother named Getbusyman?
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