I was driving along minding my own business and out of the blue…a ladder comes flying at me on the freeway today. WTF? A ladder? I swerve and fortunately no one was in the lane next to me and I averted danger. By the way, having a free lane next to you open in So Cal is a rare occurance.
I couldn’t help but think…what was this joker thinking when he threw the ladder in his truck unsecured? Did he think it would just stay there magically?
The weird thing was that he just kept driving, totally oblivious to the ladder flying out from the back of his truck. I’ve never traveled with a ladder in my entire life but I’d have to think that I might take notice of it randomly almost killing people behind me?
The car behind me too…ran it over. I think they got a flat tire because they pulled over immediately. I ran over part of it too but I must not have gotten a flat (hopefully…I still have to drive home from work)…I did make it to work somehow.
Anyways, after my near death experience…much like many…I found the lord. He rode with me for about two miles and then he wanted to stop at Kohl’s to get a new loicloth that was on sale so I let him out.
He can be a fair-weathered friend.
